This has been happening for a loooong time in our class. Today, it was at its best. Ok no points for guessing, that its the moooooost boooooring lecture of our current semester.Well, its not that the person delivering the lecture (I prefer not to either name the person or disclose his designation. Ok by now u would have guessed that its someone important.), lemme call him/ PD, is stupid or dosen't know much about his subject like most of his collegues. Its in fact the opposite. He knows a lot about his subject and thats his problem.
Let me describe how the class looks generally during his class. Usually, one group of people are busy messaging their near and DEAR ones, another group, whose members don't have a mob,are passing notes, another group is busy playing completing pending notes,observations,records etc,,,and the majority,as always is sleeping blisfully.....unaware of the PD's non-stop droning.
PD has gotten on everbody's nerves within two months. Coming to the class right on time,starting to fill up the board even before the sleepy class has even noticed his presence and worst of all not spending even two minutes on the mandatory attendence ritual during his class.(He borrows two minutes from the next class to get the roll nos. of those who are missing.)
Ok I've digressed toooooo much. Let me come to today's class. As usual, the aforementioned rituals happened, on both parts, us and his. Believe me, in the rest of the subjects we are doing the third chapter but he has completed five and a half!!!!! None of us was interested in today's lecture(another as usual.). I didn't have anything to write, a mobile to message anyone and the female next to me was busy. So, deriving inspiration from one of the blog's I read yesterday, I tried to make a spoof of a nursery rhyme,The one that instantly flashed on my mind was "Jack and Jill". But since its not very nice, I prefer not to share it.
Then I set my mind to work again, this time on a haiku. But then,again I didnt come up with a nice one.(In the sense it didnt make any sense.) Really bored to the core, I was making silly caricatures on my book. Suddenly, the one sitting before me turned and asked, "What is your plan for the weekend??" A very good question. considering the fact that today's just Wednesday. I replied with a devilish grin on my face," To invent a remote control which will fast fwd PD's class and run weekends as slowly as possible." The poor thing couldn't control herself for this average joke and strating grinning and slowly the grin turned in to a silent laugh as the news spread.
Mr.PD too noticed this. So he quietly requested(?!! LOL) us not to distract him, as he was losing his flow of words. At this the whole class burst laughing at him and he went red. (With anger or embarassment, u decide.) Thankfully, the hour came to an end and he hurriedly left the class. After he left we again had a hearty laugh and there were people trying to sponsor my brainwave and even patent it!!!
He he he he!!!
PS: A looong post. Hope it was not boring.
